So I seem to be having some "issues" with turning 31. What the heck? 30 wasn't a big deal, in fact I kinda welcomed it.....finally I was out of my 20's. But 31, really? Are we sure that I am truly this age? Here are just a few things that might confirm my age.
- Sitting indian style on the floor is just painful now.
- Anything after 9:00pm is simply not worth doing cuz I'd rather be sleeping.
- Disneyland (or any amusement park) is no longer fun without your kids.
- Can't go on the young married couples retreat....30 and under please.
- I am a mere 4 years away from my mid-30's.
- A nap is a treasure more precious than diamonds.
- I find myself secretly cursing the annoying teeangers at the local theater (and the ones that sneek in to use our community pool.....punks).
- I buy household goods with durability in mind.
- Target excites me.
I am totally depressed now, I need a nap.
1 comments:
Mel! You are insulting us "older girls"! Stop this age insanity thing. At this rate you will be checking yourself into a nursing home at my age...43! You look great, not the least bit old! I swear. julie
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